Apparently it was just "newspapers talking shit", which is not entirely impossible of course (even though ALL of them said the same thing), but what also isn’t definitely impossible is that the Church of $cientology is talking shit. So let’s have a closer look on what happened in the past few days.

Both CPR, the Central Person Registration office, and Scientology Denmark state that private companies can’t obtain CPR numbers, but just names and addresses if the CPR number already is provided.This raises a few questions:

#1) Why on earth do organizations, such as the Co$, together pay DKK 44 million for a service that your average Joe can obtain at the city hall?
#2) Even if there’s a senseful answer for question #1, then it shouldn’t be forgotten that there’s a whole black market in CPR numbers. Criminals steal them, and sell them to whoever wants their lil’ greedy hands on these numbers. Is it plausible that the Church of $cientology, a cult who sees their members rather as investments than as human beings, might do business this way?
#3) Let’s say question #1 AND #2 are totally out of the question (lol)…. then check the fuck out of this:

In Denmark, when you donate to humanitarian organizations, such as Viva Net and Ibis, you can get a tax deduction off your donation. You do have to provide your CPR number then, since the tax office is involved with it.But how about this: The Church of $cientology actually has a front organization, Unge for menneskerettigheder which is classified as a humanitarian organization (wtf? See page 3!) and they too offer the tax deducting service, meaning then that people have to provide their CPR-numbers.Worryingly, that fruity lil’ club isn’t the only front organization…. Co$ got a whole damn network of them (read the rest of that page too btw, it’s pretty damn insightful). Be on the safe side: avoid these organizations.

So fuck me sideways and call me Tom Cruise, if that doesn’t lead to some social security numbers, then I don’t know what does.Well… I think it’s safely to say though that the Cult of $cientology does speak the truth about one thing: they definitely want to get back in touch with their former members.